A card for people that are celebrating love and partnership, but who might have complicated feelings about that whole traditional marriage thing.

The smaller print reads: 

making a commitment that may or may not be a legal contract, between yourself and a very cool person, wherein you promise to care for each other in ways that work for you, because traditional marriage is often oppressive and assimilationist, you aren't each other's property, monogamy is a morally neutral choice, but love is fantastic and whatever this occasion means to you, I think it's REAL NEAT.

4 1/4" x 5 1/2" (A2)
Deep pink envelope included.
Packaged in an open cello sleeve (no flap).
Blank inside.